Seasons and episodes
3
Season 3 June 18, 2002
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3 - 1Penetration Island June 18, 2002 -
3 - 2Saturday Night Queefer June 25, 2002 -
3 - 3In the Line of Booty July 02, 2002 -
3 - 4Three Days of the Condom July 09, 2002 -
3 - 5Witness for the Prostitution July 16, 2002 -
3 - 6The Gay Team July 23, 2002 -
3 - 7You Only Come Once July 30, 2002 -
3 - 8Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood August 06, 2002 -
3 - 9Godfather Knows Best August 13, 2002 -
3 - 10Empty the Dragon August 20, 2002 -
3 - 11The Long Hot Johnson August 27, 2002 -
3 - 12Taco Lips Now (1) September 17, 2002 -
3 - 13Jailhouse Notch (2) September 24, 2002 -
3 - 14Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) October 01, 2002
2
Season 2 March 13, 2001
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2 - 1B.J. Blue Hawaii March 13, 2001 -
2 - 2From Russia with Johnson March 20, 2001 -
2 - 3Remember Her Titans March 27, 2001 -
2 - 4Rod Strikes Back April 03, 2001 -
2 - 5Queefer Madness April 10, 2001 -
2 - 6Light My Firebush April 17, 2001 -
2 - 7Chip's a Goy April 24, 2001 -
2 - 8A Tale of Two Johnsons May 29, 2001 -
2 - 9It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World June 05, 2001 -
2 - 10It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! June 12, 2001 -
2 - 11The Island of Dr. Merlot January 19, 2001 -
2 - 12The Sexorcist June 26, 2001 -
2 - 13Grand Prix July 03, 2001 -
2 - 14Area 69 July 10, 2001 -
2 - 15Booger Nights July 17, 2001
1
Season 1 March 14, 2000
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1 - 1With Sex You Get Eggroll March 14, 2000 -
1 - 2Silence of the Clams March 21, 2000 -
1 - 3In the G-Hetto March 28, 2000 -
1 - 4Love, Native American Style April 04, 2000 -
1 - 5Two Thongs Don't Make a Right April 11, 2000 -
1 - 6Fanny and the Professor April 18, 2000 -
1 - 7Eat My Muffin August 01, 2000 -
1 - 8Miso Honei August 08, 2000 -
1 - 9South of Her Border August 15, 2000 -
1 - 10Day of the Jackass August 22, 2000 -
1 - 11A Star Is Boned August 29, 2000 -
1 - 12Attack of the Cocktopuss September 05, 2000 -
1 - 13Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong September 12, 2000
Overview
A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
Cast
Notch Johnson
B.J. Cummings
Jamaica St. Croix
Kimberlee Clark
Mayor Anita Massengil
Chip Rommel
Porcelain Bidet
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