Overview
Although Hilton thinks he's going to fight crime in his new job as a security guard, he ends up as a glorified doorman who gets more than he bargained for. After Hilton graduates at the top of his class in security guard training school, he is assigned to his post at a fancy apartment building and is ready to be a crime fighter. Although he quickly learns that the job requires many things not taught in class -- like dealing with precocious young children who won't leave the lobby and walking the tenants' dogs, his professional training comes in handy when a robber breaks into the building on the night of the World Champion New York Yankees celebration party, which is attended by manager Joe Torre and pitcher David Cone (guest starring as themselves) -- only after they prove their identity to the overzealous Hilton!
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1 - 1Pilot September 16, 1996
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1 - 2It's My Party September 23, 1996
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1 - 3Neighborhood Watch September 30, 1996
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1 - 4Happily Ever Hilton October 07, 1996
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1 - 5The Best Little Antique Shop in Astoria October 14, 1996
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1 - 6One Foot in Your Mouth October 21, 1996
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1 - 7Natural Born Debtors October 28, 1996
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1 - 8The Two Mr. Lucases November 04, 1996
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1 - 9No Nudes is Good Nudes November 11, 1996
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1 - 10Basketball Story November 18, 1996
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1 - 11Guard Almighty November 25, 1996
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1 - 12The Broken Reflection December 02, 1996
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1 - 13Tempus Lucas December 16, 1996
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1 - 14Guess Whose President is Coming to Dinner? January 06, 1997
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1 - 15Brave New Hilton January 13, 1997
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1 - 16Lucas Platonicus February 03, 1997
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1 - 17Valentine's Day February 10, 1997
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1 - 18Florida February 17, 1997
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1 - 19Anniversary Waltz February 24, 1997
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1 - 20That Darn Cat March 03, 1997
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1 - 21I'm OK, You're Hilton March 10, 1997
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1 - 22The Return of the Charlites April 28, 1997
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1 - 23My Dinner with Methuselah May 05, 1997
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1 - 24Hilton's Playland May 12, 1997
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1 - 25Social Insecurity May 19, 1997